How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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