I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
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There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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