roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you