i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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