I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
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dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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