you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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