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Fuck
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
