I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
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You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I have fence marks all over my body
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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