sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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