is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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