Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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