Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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