Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
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Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
My breasts were aching with rage.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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