I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Randomize
