Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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