i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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