I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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