I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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