Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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