I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
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Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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