Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
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Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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