i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Randomize
