im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
My breasts were aching with rage.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
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What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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