Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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