went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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