Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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