It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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