I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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