we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
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I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
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Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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