I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Randomize