normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
She's the barista slut.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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