whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I woke up under a house in Key West
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