fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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