I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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