"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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