im drinking this country out of the recession.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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