maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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