so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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