is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
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his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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