I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Randomize
