i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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