please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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