No awkward lesbian experiences without me
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
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Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...