Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
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somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize
