the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex