Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(224): View more from Illinois

Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.

Fav 22 1261 3726
share tweet
(410): View more from Maryland

I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I cherish every text you send me

Fav 49 6497 1016
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(214): View more from Texas

And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit

Fav 55 3269 1688
share tweet
(571): View more from Virginia

On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like

Fav 10 1207 4915
share tweet
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
Read it at the TFLN blog
(320): View more from Minnesota

Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.

Fav 10 1447 4379
share tweet
(253): View more from Washington

He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".

Fav 12 1085 3244
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(908): View more from New Jersey

At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...

Fav 10 1423 1685
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(949): View more from California

You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.

Fav 0 737 523
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(+61): View more from Australia

Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked

Fav 0 334 129
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT