So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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