I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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