If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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