girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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