my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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