i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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