i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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