I don't think brook has ever known best
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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