And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
wow bdsm is so cute
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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