Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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