Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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