can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
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i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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